It's bad. It's really bad.

"Let's just cautiously approach this and see what shakes out" I tried to reason. "How bad could it turn out to be?"
How bad indeed? - from Monday's edition, written by Michael

How bad? Ugh!
Really bad.
Like, terrible bad, okay?

Hi. We're the White Girls. Not a band like The Spice Girls ("Wannabe" is the karaoke jam!!) or a family whose last name is White, like "Bill White is our dad or whatever". No, we're girls who are white and we love the pumpkin spice.

It's supposed to be Clark's turn to submit an entry on this blog but we have gained control of The Unbelievables web site with our legit hacking skills.

"Clark, your sandwich is ready!"

Now let's get down to serious business, like for realz. When we say we love pumpkin spice, you need to know that we looooooooove it. We lurve it!

We love it more than all of the following...

Fishtail braids...

Dressing in layers...

Yoga...

Yoga pants...

Yogurt...

Replicating the classic "Charlie's Angels" pose...

Emojis...

And partying with our squad of besties! OMG I hate you! LOL! JK! BFF!

I hope you're beginning to understand. Pumpkin spice isn't just a delicious beverage, it's a lifestyle choice. As in, we wish we could live as actual real-life pumpkin spice lattes!

So, we don't know what you Unbelievables need to do to fix this sitch, but if you don't get things back to per ushe ASAP, well, there are a lot of us (white girls) and that means there's gonna be a lot of this:

So get out there and do what you do and make this right, Unbelievables!